Boasts

I call upon the young of academia to listen to me—
For I am Mohammad Chowdhury, a proud denizen of the big easy. 
From across the Pacific, beside the Chittagong Hill Tracts, I was born to a noble family. 
Son of Saber and Natasha, the guardians of me.
Brother of Wali, the fantasizing vigilante.
Playing in the field and winning titles,
I am the conqueror of the beautiful game. 
Coaches will attest to my brilliance, passion, and determination,
For they have watched me strive for perfection during games and practices.
And yes! I do have many tricks up my sleeve:
The rainbow, the around the world, the samba, the Diego Maradona, and the elastic.
Hear my name on the streets, and it will be because of my lauded speeches during Y & G.
Using brilliant lexicon and tactful persuasion, I not only unite my peers
But I also impress them and their sponsors.
As student of the week, my loyalty to teachers and sincerity to dwellers of the learning-kingdom are well known.
Small I may be my brain’s height is above what the eye can see.
Being as bright as the sky-candle, there is no scholar that can outwit me.
This boast could go on all day, but I am too humble for that.
So now, I’ll end it with what you’ll see from me in the future. 
The fancy cars, the extravagant clothes, and the chest full of priceless jewels will all be mine.
Watch out for how you treat me,
For one day, I may be either your most lovely or abhorrent boss.


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